Collection: Rude Birthday Cards

A Bit Rude, Actually

Looking for a birthday card that’s sweet, sensible and completely respectable? Wrong collection.

Our funny rude birthday cards are made for best mates, siblings, partners and anyone who appreciates a well-placed swear word. Choose from sarcastic digs, cheeky birthday banter and lightly sweary cards that’ll make them laugh without getting you permanently removed from the family group chat.

Whether you need a rude birthday card for him, for her, your best friend or a milestone birthday, there’s something here for every brilliant bastard in your life.

Funny, Sweary and Just the Right Amount of Offensive

Some people want heartfelt poetry. Other people would much rather open a card that calls them an ageing knob.

From cheeky cards with mild language to properly sweary birthday cards for your closest friends, this collection covers every level of inappropriate affection. You’ll find designs about getting older, bad decisions, questionable friendships and the general chaos of surviving another year.

Shop rude birthday cards for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th and 70th birthdays—or pick one that works for any age they’re pretending not to be.